pizza:

an epic trilogy

I’ll come back for you i whisper as i caress the books i can’t afford

jolivet:

simon-the-jewish-vampire:

snarkreactors:

I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light

so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue

and then I realized

uh

oh

WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES?! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!

THIS IS THE BEST

• Favorite Male Character
• Favorite Female Character
• Least Favorite Character
• Favorite Ship
• Favorite Friendship
• Favorite Quote
• Worst Character Death (if any)
• This made me so happy you have no idea Moment
• Saddest Moment
• Favorite Location

walk-by-faith-always:

in-love-with-all-british-actors:

newyorkerheart:

Omggg deadddd

YOU’RE NEARLY 50! YOU CAN PHYSICALLY BE THAT DAMN CUTE!

he’s seriously not normal

czystiel:

thetricksterandtheoptimist:

evil-overlordess:

Permission to change “are you satan” to “are you metatron” because Metatron is actually the embodiment of true evil in this world whereas Satan was just pretty chill.

“ Satan was just pretty chill.”

what the hell is even going on in your fandom anymore

let’s just say that the apocalypse was less stressful

ashde-phernelia:

sweet-shenanigans:

sararye:

theatomicboom:

how do you think they made up the dark mark tattoo though

like did voldemort design it in his free time in between manipulating people and releasing basilisks on muggle borns

because he has some mad drawing skills let me tell you what 

one thing is for sure

it wasn’t hermione

GUYS THERE’S AN 8 IN THE DARK MARK

VOLDEMORT (unknowingly) SPLIT HIS SOUL INTO EIGHT PIECES.

JK ROWLING DOES IT AGAIN

“You did that on purpose!”

“Yes, I did. And you should thank me for helping you.”

“Thank you? You almost stabbed my ear, and you spent the entire time taunting me!”

dirkstr8der:

the-winchester-initiative:

cryonetics:

snorlaxatives:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

Get out.

why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns