I’ll come back for you i whisper as i caress the books i can’t afford
I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light
so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue
and then I realized
WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES?! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!
THIS IS THE BEST
- Favorite Male Character
- Favorite Female Character
- Least Favorite Character
- Favorite Ship
- Favorite Friendship
- Favorite Quote
- Worst Character Death (if any)
- This made me so happy you have no idea Moment
- Saddest Moment
- Favorite Location
YOU’RE NEARLY 50! YOU CAN PHYSICALLY BE THAT DAMN CUTE!
he’s seriously not normal
Permission to change “are you satan” to “are you metatron” because Metatron is actually the embodiment of true evil in this world whereas Satan was just pretty chill.
“ Satan was just pretty chill.”
what the hell is even going on in your fandom anymore
let’s just say that the apocalypse was less stressful
how do you think they made up the dark mark tattoo though
like did voldemort design it in his free time in between manipulating people and releasing basilisks on muggle borns
because he has some mad drawing skills let me tell you what
one thing is for sure
it wasn’t hermione
GUYS THERE’S AN 8 IN THE DARK MARK
VOLDEMORT (unknowingly) SPLIT HIS SOUL INTO EIGHT PIECES.
JK ROWLING DOES IT AGAIN
“You did that on purpose!”
“Yes, I did. And you should thank me for helping you.”
“Thank you? You almost stabbed my ear, and you spent the entire time taunting me!”
*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*
What a turn on.
why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns